Devin Slimes the Big Toy

Devin wanted to play with the big kids at the mall, but they were too big; jumping off the big toy. So I brought Devin to the top of the Meydenbaeur boat where the big kids were playing King of the Hill. He slobbered the top of the steamstack. As each of the big kids fought for dominance, one by one they fell, screaming, “I’ve been slimed”.

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